Red

Red stars pretty much every actor ever, Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren, Morgan Freeman, John Malcovich and Mary-Louise Parker. They star as a group of retired C.I.A. agents that are put on the RED list (Retired and Extremely Dangerous) and are hunted down by the government and fight back. All of these actors are impossible to not completely love, but it seems like they put absolutely no thought into their roles and were all in this movie for the sake of saying they were all in the movie. I cannot lie to you and say that I could not help but love all of these old people shooting everyone, especially Helen Mirren wielding a machine gun. The dialogue and direction pretty much does not exist, but one can not help but love all of these great actors.
My Review: C

-Brendan